How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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