Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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