So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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