Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he was CRYING into my vagina
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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