it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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