I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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