Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
