Welp...herpes.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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