I don't think brook has ever known best
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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