Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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