I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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