I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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