Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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