i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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