I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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