She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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