awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
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she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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