hell yes lets make some ravioli
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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