Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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