what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
