on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I got inside last night via doggy door
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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