The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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