dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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