I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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