Where is the hickey?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Omg I joined a choir last night...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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