Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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