Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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