so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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