Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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