there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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