From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
