I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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