My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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