is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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