check it out our google latitudes are spooning
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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