I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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