For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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