i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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