I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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