just tell him i said nine months
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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