NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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