tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
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