My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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