New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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