Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
