I just made out with a guy for $7.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Randomize
