we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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