If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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