its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
it's like iHOP with fire
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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