If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize