i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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