i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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