it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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