gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
