Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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